BORDER OPEN ~ 24/7/365

U.S. WELCOME PATROL ~ BLUE TRUCKER HAT

$25.00

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ST. MAMONKAS ~ DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SMUGGLING COIN

$23.00

FOUR RING CIRCUS COMMEMORATIVE COIN

$22.00

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OFFICIAL DHS/CBC UNIFORM PATCH

$8.00

U.S. WELCOME PATROL

$7.00

VETE A LA VERGA BRANDON

$23.00

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DON'T DO IT FOR THE MONEY DECAL

$5.00

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BIDEN BORDER CATASTROPHE 2021 ~ U.S. WELCOME PATROL

$18.00

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LET’S PUT THE “ILLEGAL” BACK IN ILLEGAL ALIEN

$20.00

THE PROCESSING DEAD

$23.00

NO CRISIS ~ NO CONFIDENCE ~ NO CHIEF

$18.00

DEAD INSIDE ~ STILL HAVE TO PROCESS FASTER

$23.00

NO HELP IS COMING ~ GREEN LINE

$23.00

FULANO ~ JUST DO IT...FASTER 4X4 DECAL

$5.00

FULANO ~ ME GUSTA PROCESSEAR

$23.00

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THE NEW “INS”

$5.00

TOP PROCESSOR AWARD ~ AGT FULANO

$5.00

U.S. WELCOME PATROL ~ FLEXFIT CAPS

$30.00

WAKE UP WITH FULANO ~ 15 OUNCE COFFEE MUG

$20.00

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BIENVENIDOS A LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS!

$22.00

U.S. WELCOME PATROL ~ DECAL

$5.00