![Image of NO POS GWOW ~ DECAL](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/386936664/451443278_454768000775440_3873159515509406521_n.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
NO POS GWOW ~ DECAL
$5.00
![Image of ILLEGALS ~ ALL OF YOU DECAL](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/385724898/decals.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
ILLEGALS ~ ALL OF YOU DECAL
$5.00
![Image of THIS IS MY PRIDE SHIRT ~ GREENLINE FLAG](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/384216012/BLACK.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
THIS IS MY PRIDE SHIRT ~ GREENLINE FLAG
$25.00
![Image of THIS IS MY PRIDE FLAG ~ US FLAG](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/384215034/black+1.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
THIS IS MY PRIDE FLAG ~ US FLAG
$25.00
![Image of BROTHERHOOD OF THE LINEWATCH ~ DECAL](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/383903436/442578998_467189049200456_1202693990005689916_n.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
BROTHERHOOD OF THE LINEWATCH ~ DECAL
$5.00
![Image of BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE ~ TEE](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/383520921/BLACK+4.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE ~ TEE
$25.00
![Image of NO ADMIN LEAVE ~ NO TRABAJO](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/383471376/BLACK+3.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
NO ADMIN LEAVE ~ NO TRABAJO
$25.00
![Image of NO TEQUILA ~ NO CENTENNIAL TEE](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/383333730/BLACK+2.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
NO TEQUILA ~ NO CENTENNIAL TEE
$25.00
![Image of ILLEGALS ~ ALL OF YOU T-SHIRT](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/383248080/BLACK.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
ILLEGALS ~ ALL OF YOU T-SHIRT
$25.00
![Image of INS/DOJ COLLECTIBLE RETIREMENT BADGE](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/246823751/RETIREMENT+BADGE.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
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INS/DOJ COLLECTIBLE RETIREMENT BADGE
$145.00
![Image of JEFF MILTON ~ FIRST PATROL INSPECTOR COIN](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/10275c30-6f1c-4e07-ab5f-b80164102bc7/mystery-coun-of-the-centennial.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
JEFF MILTON ~ FIRST PATROL INSPECTOR COIN
$25.00
![Image of U.S. FLAG BADGE RETIRED COFFEE MUG](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/381865215/Picture4.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
U.S. FLAG BADGE RETIRED COFFEE MUG
$22.00
![Image of THE ULTIMATE TRUMP COIN!](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/274358888/107705396_323098145352662_7446250416592358253_n+_2_.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
THE ULTIMATE TRUMP COIN!
$20.00
![Image of U.S. BORDER PATROL ~ CENTENNIAL TEE](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/381583506/OD+GREEN+GOLD.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
U.S. BORDER PATROL ~ CENTENNIAL TEE
$24.00
![Image of 100th ANNIVERSARY OLD PATROL BRAND WHISKEY ~ DECANTER](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/7b28619b-a482-484a-b967-35dc6ab3af79/100th-anniversary-old-patrol-brand-whiskey-decanter.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
100th ANNIVERSARY OLD PATROL BRAND WHISKEY ~ DECANTER
$90.00
![Image of USMC ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/7687dd85-88f2-4de3-bdcd-61c4cfc57039/usmc-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
USMC ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of MEAN GREEN ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/e9bb939a-c4d7-46df-ae3b-d21e1f077de2/mean-green-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
MEAN GREEN ~ VELCRO PATCH
$5.00
![Image of USBP RETIRED ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/18d593b7-14db-454e-8e71-522cf8b844ac/usbp-retired-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
USBP RETIRED ~ VELCRO PATCH
$8.00
![Image of USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG 2 ~ T-SHIRT](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/379571928/BLACK+BACK.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG 2 ~ T-SHIRT
$28.00
![Image of USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG ~ T-SHIRT](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/379571319/OD+GREEN+BCK.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG ~ T-SHIRT
$28.00
![Image of @SSHOLE MERIT BADGES ~ LADIES](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/5aa93beb-9c6d-44f7-a6dd-5f9066cc54f9/sshole-merit-badges-ladies.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
@SSHOLE MERIT BADGES ~ LADIES
$7.00
![Image of IF YOUR DAD ISN'T BORTAC TEE](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/378180114/OD+GREEN.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
IF YOUR DAD ISN'T BORTAC TEE
$24.00
![Image of TEXAS STATE FLAG PATCH ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/378177960/1682428720044-e92b2ea12c9b463cbe9663c0d63ba620-goods.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
TEXAS STATE FLAG PATCH ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of K-9 VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/5ea1f398-774f-43f7-b30c-bd896ad1ba3a/k-9-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
K-9 VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of MY MOM THINKS I'M SPECIAL ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/1b75ab43-13c7-4fe2-8c16-eab95bc2bd94/my-mom-thinks-i-m-special-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
MY MOM THINKS I'M SPECIAL ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of IF FOUND DEAD ~ DELETE MY BROWSING HISTORY ~VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/b429debb-8a7f-4b8a-ac17-0a921358d288/if-found-dead-delete-my-browsing-history.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
IF FOUND DEAD ~ DELETE MY BROWSING HISTORY ~VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of MEAN GREEN IRISH ST. PATTY'S TEE](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/253492148/BLACK.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
MEAN GREEN IRISH ST. PATTY'S TEE
$24.00
![Image of SHENANIGANS SINCE 1924](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/254872934/10.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
SHENANIGANS SINCE 1924
$24.00
![Image of I MAY NOT BE IRISH ~ BUT I'M 100% MEAN GREEN](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/252292400/e0397369-ef3b-4685-a7d2-96cff1aa5257.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
I MAY NOT BE IRISH ~ BUT I'M 100% MEAN GREEN
$24.00
![Image of HOW "IRISH" YOU WERE BEER ~ HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY!](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/254207801/BLACK.png?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
HOW "IRISH" YOU WERE BEER ~ HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY!
$24.00
![Image of THIS IS FINE ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/eeab482e-097d-422a-8a2f-7d288b1ccb8a/this-is-fine-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
THIS IS FINE ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of COME AND TAKE IT ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/6895ec45-56fd-430a-a41f-fd3188772fab/come-and-take-it-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
COME AND TAKE IT ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of TRUMP MAGA RINGS](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/609cce86-9454-4c40-94cf-099cbe507df2/trump-maga-rings.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
TRUMP MAGA RINGS
$22.00
![Image of USBP RETIRED BADGE COIN](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/db127925-c125-4782-a1c5-6965a8804425/usbp-retired-badge-coin.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
USBP RETIRED BADGE COIN
$24.00
![Image of MAXIMUM EFFORT ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/dee1827b-c9fd-44d9-ba92-c98071701397/maximum-effort-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
MAXIMUM EFFORT ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of USBP STRONG](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/0f91f574-503a-470e-a6ee-a28952a07044/usbp-strong.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
USBP STRONG
$24.00
![Image of SHIT SHOW SUPERVISOR ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/d1954d01-6101-44af-80ab-6278a0be12bb/shit-show-supervisor-velcro-patch.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
SHIT SHOW SUPERVISOR ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of LET'S GO BRANDON BP PATCH - FLEXFIT CAP](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/376711450/let-s-go-brandon-flexfit-caps.webp?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
LET'S GO BRANDON BP PATCH - FLEXFIT CAP
$35.00
![Image of I CAUSE SAFETY BRIEFINGS ~ PATCHES](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/376716595/418719681_401144118950992_5993654334611604000_n.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
I CAUSE SAFETY BRIEFINGS ~ PATCHES
$7.00
![Image of THE SHIT SHOW ~ COMMEMORATIVE COIN](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/36ae4dde-704c-4484-8a0d-8df675d93b78/the-shit-show-commemorative-coin.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
THE SHIT SHOW ~ COMMEMORATIVE COIN
$23.00
![Image of DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ~ USBP](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/284970672/46e60392-ba8d-4435-b5a9-8bcf30fc010a.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ~ USBP
$24.00
![Image of LEGACY OLD PATROL CENTENNIAL ~ COMMEMORATIVE COIN](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/94ca687e-7002-4c5d-8f01-754262ba0753/legacy-old-patrol-centennial-commemorative-coin.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
LEGACY OLD PATROL CENTENNIAL ~ COMMEMORATIVE COIN
$23.00
![Image of CBP PATROL CENTENNIAL ~ COMMEMORATIVE COIN](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/5d1187fc-6bfc-4417-9403-cfc7a39e9e70/cbp-patrol-centennial-commemorative-coin.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
CBP PATROL CENTENNIAL ~ COMMEMORATIVE COIN
$23.00
![Image of HPU HAITIAN INVASION ~ WHISKEY DECANTER](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/f9189fc2-ab30-403e-a6ef-0cb9d9fab289/hpu-haitian-invasion-whiskey-decanter.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
HPU HAITIAN INVASION ~ WHISKEY DECANTER
$90.00
![Image of OLD PATROL TEQUILA ~ DECANTER](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/371623270/396697214_1076236500489607_7558902600047040085_n.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
OLD PATROL TEQUILA ~ DECANTER
$90.00
![Image of WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/375441730/417026220_2036580153389379_2212680472637411858_n.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of OLD PATROL BOURBON DECANTER (PRICE INCLUDES PRIORITY SHIPPING)](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/b1d7c9be-a5b7-4496-a0b8-0c7842bffa9e/old-patrol-bourbon-decanter-price-includes-priority-shipping.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
OLD PATROL BOURBON DECANTER (PRICE INCLUDES PRIORITY SHIPPING)
$90.00
![Image of GOLF FOXTROT YANKEE ~ VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/375442162/416797544_1133550968018198_8971324814314990261_n.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
GOLF FOXTROT YANKEE ~ VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of LEFT UNSUPERVISED 2 ~ TAN VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/375441955/416810956_753653809431434_7742722488174089439_n.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
LEFT UNSUPERVISED 2 ~ TAN VELCRO PATCH
$7.00
![Image of THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA, WHEN DO WE START? -VELCRO PATCH](https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/375442561/416691421_684380903852005_7456415367422592628_n.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA, WHEN DO WE START? -VELCRO PATCH
$7.00