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"IT CANNOT BE INHERITED; IT CANNOT BE PURCHASED; I HAVE EARNED IT WITH MY OWN BLOOD, SWEAT & GUTS. I OWN IT. FOREVER THE TITLE: BORDER PATROL AGENT"

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AINT NO CHRISTMAS TEE
$25.00
Image of USBP CHRISTMAS SHIRT 2
USBP CHRISTMAS SHIRT 2
$25.00
Image of NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN - T-SHIRT
NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN - T-SHIRT
$24.00
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UNCLE SAM'S MISGUIDED CHILDREN ~ TEES
$25.00
Image of TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS TEE ~ TWO SIDED
TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS TEE ~ TWO SIDED
$27.00
Image of TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS HOODIE ~ TWO SIDED
TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS HOODIE ~ TWO SIDED
$45.00
Image of TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS, NOT KISS IT ~ HOODIES
TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS, NOT KISS IT ~ HOODIES
$40.00
Image of IT GETS WORSE BEFORE IT GETS WORSE
IT GETS WORSE BEFORE IT GETS WORSE
$25.00
Image of YOU CATCH'EM, YOU CLEAN'EM
YOU CATCH'EM, YOU CLEAN'EM
$28.00
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THE ONLY TIME BORDER PATROL WINS ~ PRICE INCLUDES SHIPPING
$28.00
Image of MY OTHER BIRTHDAY ~ USBP
MY OTHER BIRTHDAY ~ USBP
$25.00
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USBP SUBDUED ~ GRAY (AMERICAN APPAREL TEE)
$25.00
Image of DRUNKS & RABBLEROUSERS ~ ALL OF YOU!
DRUNKS & RABBLEROUSERS ~ ALL OF YOU!
$25.00
Image of BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE ~ TEE
BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE ~ TEE
$25.00
Image of NO ADMIN LEAVE ~ NO TRABAJO
NO ADMIN LEAVE ~ NO TRABAJO
$25.00
Image of ILLEGALS ~ ALL OF YOU T-SHIRT
ILLEGALS ~ ALL OF YOU T-SHIRT
$25.00
Image of U.S. BORDER PATROL ~ CENTENNIAL TEE
U.S. BORDER PATROL ~ CENTENNIAL TEE
$25.00
Image of USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG 2 ~ T-SHIRT
USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG 2 ~ T-SHIRT
$28.00
Image of USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG ~ T-SHIRT
USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG ~ T-SHIRT
$28.00
Image of IF YOUR DAD ISN'T BORTAC TEE
IF YOUR DAD ISN'T BORTAC TEE
$25.00
Image of MEAN GREEN IRISH ST. PATTY'S TEE
MEAN GREEN IRISH ST. PATTY'S TEE
$25.00
Image of SHENANIGANS SINCE 1924
SHENANIGANS SINCE 1924
$25.00
Image of I MAY NOT BE IRISH ~ BUT I'M 100% MEAN GREEN
I MAY NOT BE IRISH ~ BUT I'M 100% MEAN GREEN
$25.00
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HOW "IRISH" YOU WERE BEER ~ HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY!
$25.00
Image of USBP STRONG
USBP STRONG
$25.00
Image of DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ~ USBP
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ~ USBP
$25.00
Image of 8 USC 1325 ~ IMPROPER ENTRY BY ALIEN
8 USC 1325 ~ IMPROPER ENTRY BY ALIEN
$28.00
Image of JEFF MILTON ~ FOREFATHER OF THE LINEWATCH AGENT 1
JEFF MILTON ~ FOREFATHER OF THE LINEWATCH AGENT 1
$28.00
Image of STRAIGHT OUTTA PROCESSING
STRAIGHT OUTTA PROCESSING
$25.00
Image of 70.1 BADGE & A GUN TEE
70.1 BADGE & A GUN TEE
$24.00
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GRAB YOUR GUN AND BRING IN THE CAT 2 - USA
$28.00
Image of GRAB YOUR GUN AND BRING IN THE CAT - USBP
GRAB YOUR GUN AND BRING IN THE CAT - USBP
$28.00
Image of PROCESSING AND RELEASING THE ILLEGAL ALIENS - TEE
PROCESSING AND RELEASING THE ILLEGAL ALIENS - TEE
$28.00
Image of I DON'T LOSE SLEEP OVER THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP 2
I DON'T LOSE SLEEP OVER THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP 2
$24.00
Image of FEDUP - T-SHIRTS
FEDUP - T-SHIRTS
$24.00
Image of RETIRED ON DUTY
RETIRED ON DUTY
$24.00
Image of DEFLECTING ALLEGATIONS FOR 100 YEARS
DEFLECTING ALLEGATIONS FOR 100 YEARS
$27.00
Image of IN MY PRIME ~ STYLE 2
IN MY PRIME ~ STYLE 2
$24.00
Image of I'M IN MY PRIME ~ USBP RETIRED
I'M IN MY PRIME ~ USBP RETIRED
$24.00
Image of Chief Bovino ~ Trained to Protect Your Ass
Chief Bovino ~ Trained to Protect Your Ass
$24.00
Image of U.S. BOARDER CONTROL
U.S. BOARDER CONTROL
$24.00
Image of HONOR FIRST ~ OR NO HONOR AT ALL 2
HONOR FIRST ~ OR NO HONOR AT ALL 2
$27.00
Image of HONOR FIRST ~ OR NO HONOR AT ALL
HONOR FIRST ~ OR NO HONOR AT ALL
$24.00
Image of USBP ~ TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS
USBP ~ TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS
$27.00
Image of THE "A" FILES 2 ~ TRADITIONAL LOGO
THE "A" FILES 2 ~ TRADITIONAL LOGO
$27.00
Image of THE "A" FILES ~ THEY'RE OUT THERE ~ DENY EVERYTHING
THE "A" FILES ~ THEY'RE OUT THERE ~ DENY EVERYTHING
$27.00
Image of I SUPPORT MY LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
I SUPPORT MY LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
$24.00
Image of I’m not BORTAC
I’m not BORTAC
$24.00
Image of IF YOU DIDN'T EARN THE BADGE
IF YOU DIDN'T EARN THE BADGE
$24.00
Image of DEAR CHIEF...IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED
DEAR CHIEF...IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED
$24.00
Image of I WAS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS, NOT KISS IT ~ TEE
I WAS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS, NOT KISS IT ~ TEE
$24.00
Image of LET'S BBQ, DRINK BOURBON AND TALK OLD PATROLLEY SHIT
LET'S BBQ, DRINK BOURBON AND TALK OLD PATROLLEY SHIT
$27.00
Image of LET'S BBQ, DRINK BEER AND TALK OLD PATROLLEY SHIT
LET'S BBQ, DRINK BEER AND TALK OLD PATROLLEY SHIT
$27.00
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LET'S BBQ, DRINK WHISKEY AND TALK OLD PATROLLEY SHIT
$27.00
Image of EARTH FIRE SERIES #2
EARTH FIRE SERIES #2
$25.00
Image of MERRY CHRISTMAS - CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
MERRY CHRISTMAS - CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
$25.00
Image of BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES ~ NO AGENCY
BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES ~ NO AGENCY
$24.00
Image of AMO BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE
AMO BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE
$24.00
Image of CBP/DHS BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE
CBP/DHS BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE
$24.00
Image of USBP RETIRED CLASS / SESSION NUMBER TEES
USBP RETIRED CLASS / SESSION NUMBER TEES
$24.00
Image of BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES ~ USBP
BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES ~ USBP
$24.00
Image of ROMAN NUMERAL USBP RETIRED TEES
ROMAN NUMERAL USBP RETIRED TEES
$24.00
Image of *OPR HAS ENTERED THIS CHAT
*OPR HAS ENTERED THIS CHAT
$24.00
Image of HONOR FIRST ~ EVEN IF IT HURTS
HONOR FIRST ~ EVEN IF IT HURTS
$23.00
Image of I'LL TAKE MEAN TWEETS AND A SECURE BORDER
I'LL TAKE MEAN TWEETS AND A SECURE BORDER
$24.00
Image of HUNTING OF MAN ~ HEMINGWAY QUOTE
HUNTING OF MAN ~ HEMINGWAY QUOTE
$24.00
Image of NOTHING SAYS "MIGRA" LIKE SEAFOAM GREEN
NOTHING SAYS "MIGRA" LIKE SEAFOAM GREEN
$24.00
Image of VINTAGE MEAN GREEN ACADEMY TEE
VINTAGE MEAN GREEN ACADEMY TEE
$24.00
Image of YOU CAN TAKE THE OLD MAN OUT OF THE PATROL
YOU CAN TAKE THE OLD MAN OUT OF THE PATROL
$23.00
Image of WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW
WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW
$23.00
Image of IT'S ABOUT THE POLICY
IT'S ABOUT THE POLICY
$24.00
Image of THE BULLSHIT STOPS HERE ~ T-SHIRT
THE BULLSHIT STOPS HERE ~ T-SHIRT
$23.00
Image of VETE A LA VERGA BRANDON
VETE A LA VERGA BRANDON
$23.00
Image of NONE OF MY BUSINESS
NONE OF MY BUSINESS
$24.00
Image of NOT INHERITED ~ NOT GIVEN ~ EARNED
NOT INHERITED ~ NOT GIVEN ~ EARNED
$25.00
Image of OLD PATROL TEQUILA TEE
OLD PATROL TEQUILA TEE
$23.00
Image of HONOR FIRST ~ EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE DOES
HONOR FIRST ~ EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE DOES
$23.00
Image of USBP RETIRED ~ HONOR FIRST, HONOR ALWAYS
USBP RETIRED ~ HONOR FIRST, HONOR ALWAYS
$23.00
Image of I'M NOT THE SHADOW POLICE UNIT
I'M NOT THE SHADOW POLICE UNIT
$23.00
Image of FOXTROT JULIET BRAVO
FOXTROT JULIET BRAVO
$23.00
Image of STRAIGHT OUTTA FT. McCLELLAN
STRAIGHT OUTTA FT. McCLELLAN
$23.00
Image of OLD PATROL LICENSE 2
OLD PATROL LICENSE 2
$24.00
Image of OLD PATROL LICENSE ~ OUTLINE
OLD PATROL LICENSE ~ OUTLINE
$24.00
Image of WHEN YOU ABANDON THE SHEEP DOG
WHEN YOU ABANDON THE SHEEP DOG
$23.00
Image of THE PROCESSING DEAD
THE PROCESSING DEAD
$23.00
Image of NO CARAVANS
NO CARAVANS
$24.00
Image of DEAD INSIDE ~ STILL HAVE TO PROCESS FASTER
DEAD INSIDE ~ STILL HAVE TO PROCESS FASTER
$23.00
Image of NO HELP IS COMING ~ GREEN LINE
NO HELP IS COMING ~ GREEN LINE
$23.00
Image of PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FLAG TEE
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FLAG TEE
$24.00
Image of FULANO ~ ME GUSTA PROCESSEAR
FULANO ~ ME GUSTA PROCESSEAR
$23.00
Image of PROCESSING ~ JUST DO IT. FASTER.
PROCESSING ~ JUST DO IT. FASTER.
$25.00
Image of USBP HIGHWAYMAN ~ KEEPING IT HOT
USBP HIGHWAYMAN ~ KEEPING IT HOT
$23.00
Image of USBP NORTENOS! ~ I'LL GET NORTH
USBP NORTENOS! ~ I'LL GET NORTH
$30.00
Image of BORDERLINE MOVIE TEE
BORDERLINE MOVIE TEE
$45.00
Image of GREEN LINE FLAG ~ DRY FIT TEE
GREEN LINE FLAG ~ DRY FIT TEE
$45.00
Image of GREEN LINE STEALTH FLAG TEE
GREEN LINE STEALTH FLAG TEE
$23.00
Image of SUPPORT THE MEAN GREEN
SUPPORT THE MEAN GREEN
$23.00
Image of MY DAD IS AN OLD PATROL LEGEND ~ JUST ASK HIM
MY DAD IS AN OLD PATROL LEGEND ~ JUST ASK HIM
$24.00
Image of AIN'T NO DAD LIKE AN OLD PATROL DAD
AIN'T NO DAD LIKE AN OLD PATROL DAD
$24.00
Image of AIN'T NO DAD LIKE AN OLD PATROL DAD COFFEE MUG
AIN'T NO DAD LIKE AN OLD PATROL DAD COFFEE MUG
$20.00
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On sale
MEAN GREEN HEAVY DUTY DRY FIT PERFORMANCE TEE
$25.00
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10-18?
$23.00
Image of CLASS RETIRED ~ CUSTOMIZEABLE CLASS TEES
CLASS RETIRED ~ CUSTOMIZEABLE CLASS TEES
$27.00
Image of QUIEN YO? (BLACK SHIRT ONLY)
QUIEN YO? (BLACK SHIRT ONLY)
$23.00
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IS THERE A SUPERVISOR AVAILABLE?
$23.00
Image of GREEN LINE BP TEE (SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BORDER PATROL SHIRT)
GREEN LINE BP TEE (SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BORDER PATROL SHIRT)
$23.00
Image of PRETTY IN PINK ~ DEADLY IN GREEN
PRETTY IN PINK ~ DEADLY IN GREEN
$24.00
Image of THE PATROL
THE PATROL
$23.00
Image of SIGNCUTTER
SIGNCUTTER
$23.00
Image of UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL ~ FIERCE & FEARLESS 5%
UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL ~ FIERCE & FEARLESS 5%
$24.00
Image of ORIGINAL OLD PATROL 2
ORIGINAL OLD PATROL 2
$23.00
Image of GREEN ~ LINE HEMINGWAY QUOTE
GREEN ~ LINE HEMINGWAY QUOTE
$23.00
Image of SIGN. JUST CUT IT ~ RUNNING W
SIGN. JUST CUT IT ~ RUNNING W
$24.00
Image of STRAIGHT OUTTA ARTESIA
STRAIGHT OUTTA ARTESIA
$23.00
Image of STRAIGHT OUTTA CHARLESTON
STRAIGHT OUTTA CHARLESTON
$23.00
Image of STRAIGHT OUTTA GLYNCO
STRAIGHT OUTTA GLYNCO
$23.00
Image of NO GAMBLING , GRUMBLING OR SWASHBUCKLING
NO GAMBLING , GRUMBLING OR SWASHBUCKLING
$23.00
Image of BEST JOB I EVER HAD ~USBP MUG
BEST JOB I EVER HAD ~USBP MUG
$20.00
Image of BLUE/GREEN LINE ~ SUPPORT YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT TEE
BLUE/GREEN LINE ~ SUPPORT YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT TEE
$23.00
Image of LA MIGRA TAZ ~ COFFEE MUG
LA MIGRA TAZ ~ COFFEE MUG
$20.00
Image of LA MIGRA E. 1924
LA MIGRA E. 1924
$27.00
Image of CUTTING SIGN AND FIGHTING CRIME SINCE 1924
CUTTING SIGN AND FIGHTING CRIME SINCE 1924
$23.00
Image of SOCIAL DISTANCING SINCE _ _ _ _ (PUT YOUR YEAR HERE)
SOCIAL DISTANCING SINCE _ _ _ _ (PUT YOUR YEAR HERE)
$22.00
Image of DENIM OLD PATROL LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS (THREE STYLES)
DENIM OLD PATROL LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS (THREE STYLES)
$45.00
Image of USBP ARTESIA PHYSICAL TECHNIQUES (PT) INSTRUCTOR
USBP ARTESIA PHYSICAL TECHNIQUES (PT) INSTRUCTOR
$23.00
Image of USBP GLYNCO PHYSICAL TECHNIQUES INSTRUCTOR
USBP GLYNCO PHYSICAL TECHNIQUES INSTRUCTOR
$23.00
Image of USBP GLYNCO LAW INSTRUCTOR
USBP GLYNCO LAW INSTRUCTOR
$23.00
Image of USBP ARTESIA LAW INSTRUCTOR
USBP ARTESIA LAW INSTRUCTOR
$23.00
Image of USBP FT. BLISS ALUMNI
USBP FT. BLISS ALUMNI
$23.00
Image of USBP ARTESIA FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
USBP ARTESIA FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
$23.00
Image of USBP McCLELLAN FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
USBP McCLELLAN FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
$23.00
Image of USBP GLYNCO FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
USBP GLYNCO FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
$23.00
Image of USBP FT. McCLELLAN ALUMNI TEE
USBP FT. McCLELLAN ALUMNI TEE
$24.00
Image of USBP ARTESIA, NM ALUMNI
USBP ARTESIA, NM ALUMNI
$24.00
Image of USBP CHARLESTON, SC ALUMNI
USBP CHARLESTON, SC ALUMNI
$24.00
Image of USBP GLYNCO ALUMNI TEE
USBP GLYNCO ALUMNI TEE
$24.00
Image of USBP "LOS FRESNOS" ALUMNI TEE
USBP "LOS FRESNOS" ALUMNI TEE
$24.00
Image of AGAINST ALL ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC
AGAINST ALL ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC
$23.00
Image of WHEN THE SHEEP ABANDON THE SHEEP DOG (GREEN AND BLUE)
WHEN THE SHEEP ABANDON THE SHEEP DOG (GREEN AND BLUE)
$23.00
Image of THE OFFICIAL (R) GARY BRUGMAN PODCAST TEE
THE OFFICIAL (R) GARY BRUGMAN PODCAST TEE
$30.00
Image of AIN'T NO PATROL LIKE THE OLD PATROL!
AIN'T NO PATROL LIKE THE OLD PATROL!
$23.00
Image of OLD PATROL ~ THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS
OLD PATROL ~ THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS
$24.00
Image of ADMIT NOTHING!
ADMIT NOTHING!
$24.00
Image of USBP SIGN-CUTTER
Sold out
USBP SIGN-CUTTER
$25.00
Image of I WAS BORN MAY 28, 1924
I WAS BORN MAY 28, 1924
$23.00
Image of I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS
I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS
$22.00
Image of ORIGINAL OLD PATROL
ORIGINAL OLD PATROL
$23.00
Image of ANYTHING CAN KILL YOU ~ CHOOSE SOMETHING FUN
ANYTHING CAN KILL YOU ~ CHOOSE SOMETHING FUN
$23.00
Image of HOME OF THE FREE ~ BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE / GREEN LINE
HOME OF THE FREE ~ BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE / GREEN LINE
$23.00
Image of OLD PATROL GREEN LINE GOLF POLO (MEN'S AND WOMEN'S)
OLD PATROL GREEN LINE GOLF POLO (MEN'S AND WOMEN'S)
$60.00
Image of VIEJO PATRULLERO ~ E. 1924
VIEJO PATRULLERO ~ E. 1924
$24.00
Image of GOD BLESS THE PATROL
GOD BLESS THE PATROL
$23.00
Image of I'M NOT OLD ~ I'M OLD PATROL
I'M NOT OLD ~ I'M OLD PATROL
$23.00
Image of NO SOY LA MIGRA
NO SOY LA MIGRA
$24.00
Image of HAPPY HANUKKAH ~ OLD PATROL HQ
HAPPY HANUKKAH ~ OLD PATROL HQ
$25.00
Image of AIN'T NO CHRISTMAS LIKE AN OLD PATROL CHRISTMAS ~ SWEATSHIRT
AIN'T NO CHRISTMAS LIKE AN OLD PATROL CHRISTMAS ~ SWEATSHIRT
$26.00
Image of THIS IS MY OLDPATROL CHRISTMAS SHIRT!
THIS IS MY OLDPATROL CHRISTMAS SHIRT!
$26.00
Image of NAUGHTY ~ NICE ~ OLD PATROL : CAN WE WORK SOMETHING OUT SANTA?
NAUGHTY ~ NICE ~ OLD PATROL : CAN WE WORK SOMETHING OUT SANTA?
$24.00
Image of MERRY CHRISTMAS ~ OLD PATROL HQ
MERRY CHRISTMAS ~ OLD PATROL HQ
$25.00
Image of THIS IS MY BORDER PATROL CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT
THIS IS MY BORDER PATROL CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT
$24.00
Image of HAPPY HOLIDAYS ~ CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
HAPPY HOLIDAYS ~ CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
$25.00
Image of HAPPY HANUKKAH ~ CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
HAPPY HANUKKAH ~ CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
$25.00
Image of POLICE NAVIDAD
POLICE NAVIDAD
$24.00
Image of HAPPY HOLIDAYS ~ OLD PATROL HQ
HAPPY HOLIDAYS ~ OLD PATROL HQ
$25.00
Image of THIS IS MY "OLDPATROL" CHRISTMAS SHIRT
THIS IS MY "OLDPATROL" CHRISTMAS SHIRT
$24.00
Image of FESTIVUS ~ FOR THE REST OF US
FESTIVUS ~ FOR THE REST OF US
$25.00
Image of NAUGHTY ~ NICE ~ BORDER PATROL : CAN'T WE WORK SOMETHING OUT SANTA?
NAUGHTY ~ NICE ~ BORDER PATROL : CAN'T WE WORK SOMETHING OUT SANTA?
$24.00
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