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"UNDOCUMENTED NON-CITIZENS ARE ACTUALLY ILLEGAL ALIENS.
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AINT NO CHRISTMAS TEE
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USBP CHRISTMAS SHIRT 2
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25.00
NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN - T-SHIRT
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UNCLE SAM'S MISGUIDED CHILDREN ~ TEES
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TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS TEE ~ TWO SIDED
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TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS HOODIE ~ TWO SIDED
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TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS, NOT KISS IT ~ HOODIES
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IT GETS WORSE BEFORE IT GETS WORSE
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YOU CATCH'EM, YOU CLEAN'EM
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28.00
THE ONLY TIME BORDER PATROL WINS ~ PRICE INCLUDES SHIPPING
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MY OTHER BIRTHDAY ~ USBP
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USBP SUBDUED ~ GRAY (AMERICAN APPAREL TEE)
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25.00
DRUNKS & RABBLEROUSERS ~ ALL OF YOU!
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BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE ~ TEE
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NO ADMIN LEAVE ~ NO TRABAJO
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ILLEGALS ~ ALL OF YOU T-SHIRT
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U.S. BORDER PATROL ~ CENTENNIAL TEE
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USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG 2 ~ T-SHIRT
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USBP CUSTOM CLASS NUMBER / RETIRED FLAG ~ T-SHIRT
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IF YOUR DAD ISN'T BORTAC TEE
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MEAN GREEN IRISH ST. PATTY'S TEE
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SHENANIGANS SINCE 1924
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I MAY NOT BE IRISH ~ BUT I'M 100% MEAN GREEN
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HOW "IRISH" YOU WERE BEER ~ HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY!
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USBP STRONG
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DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ~ USBP
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8 USC 1325 ~ IMPROPER ENTRY BY ALIEN
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JEFF MILTON ~ FOREFATHER OF THE LINEWATCH AGENT 1
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STRAIGHT OUTTA PROCESSING
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70.1 BADGE & A GUN TEE
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GRAB YOUR GUN AND BRING IN THE CAT 2 - USA
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GRAB YOUR GUN AND BRING IN THE CAT - USBP
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PROCESSING AND RELEASING THE ILLEGAL ALIENS - TEE
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I DON'T LOSE SLEEP OVER THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP 2
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FEDUP - T-SHIRTS
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RETIRED ON DUTY
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DEFLECTING ALLEGATIONS FOR 100 YEARS
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IN MY PRIME ~ STYLE 2
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I'M IN MY PRIME ~ USBP RETIRED
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Chief Bovino ~ Trained to Protect Your Ass
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U.S. BOARDER CONTROL
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HONOR FIRST ~ OR NO HONOR AT ALL 2
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HONOR FIRST ~ OR NO HONOR AT ALL
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USBP ~ TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS
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THE "A" FILES 2 ~ TRADITIONAL LOGO
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THE "A" FILES ~ THEY'RE OUT THERE ~ DENY EVERYTHING
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I SUPPORT MY LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
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I’m not BORTAC
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IF YOU DIDN'T EARN THE BADGE
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DEAR CHIEF...IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED
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I WAS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR ASS, NOT KISS IT ~ TEE
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LET'S BBQ, DRINK BOURBON AND TALK OLD PATROLLEY SHIT
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LET'S BBQ, DRINK BEER AND TALK OLD PATROLLEY SHIT
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LET'S BBQ, DRINK WHISKEY AND TALK OLD PATROLLEY SHIT
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EARTH FIRE SERIES #2
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MERRY CHRISTMAS - CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
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25.00
BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES ~ NO AGENCY
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AMO BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE
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24.00
CBP/DHS BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE
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USBP RETIRED CLASS / SESSION NUMBER TEES
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BANG-INS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES ~ USBP
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ROMAN NUMERAL USBP RETIRED TEES
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*OPR HAS ENTERED THIS CHAT
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HONOR FIRST ~ EVEN IF IT HURTS
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I'LL TAKE MEAN TWEETS AND A SECURE BORDER
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HUNTING OF MAN ~ HEMINGWAY QUOTE
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NOTHING SAYS "MIGRA" LIKE SEAFOAM GREEN
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VINTAGE MEAN GREEN ACADEMY TEE
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YOU CAN TAKE THE OLD MAN OUT OF THE PATROL
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WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW
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IT'S ABOUT THE POLICY
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THE BULLSHIT STOPS HERE ~ T-SHIRT
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VETE A LA VERGA BRANDON
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NOT INHERITED ~ NOT GIVEN ~ EARNED
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OLD PATROL TEQUILA TEE
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HONOR FIRST ~ EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE DOES
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USBP RETIRED ~ HONOR FIRST, HONOR ALWAYS
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I'M NOT THE SHADOW POLICE UNIT
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FOXTROT JULIET BRAVO
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STRAIGHT OUTTA FT. McCLELLAN
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OLD PATROL LICENSE 2
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OLD PATROL LICENSE ~ OUTLINE
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WHEN YOU ABANDON THE SHEEP DOG
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THE PROCESSING DEAD
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NO CARAVANS
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DEAD INSIDE ~ STILL HAVE TO PROCESS FASTER
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NO HELP IS COMING ~ GREEN LINE
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PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FLAG TEE
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FULANO ~ ME GUSTA PROCESSEAR
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PROCESSING ~ JUST DO IT. FASTER.
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USBP HIGHWAYMAN ~ KEEPING IT HOT
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USBP NORTENOS! ~ I'LL GET NORTH
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BORDERLINE MOVIE TEE
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GREEN LINE FLAG ~ DRY FIT TEE
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GREEN LINE STEALTH FLAG TEE
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SUPPORT THE MEAN GREEN
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MY DAD IS AN OLD PATROL LEGEND ~ JUST ASK HIM
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AIN'T NO DAD LIKE AN OLD PATROL DAD
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AIN'T NO DAD LIKE AN OLD PATROL DAD COFFEE MUG
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MEAN GREEN HEAVY DUTY DRY FIT PERFORMANCE TEE
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10-18?
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CLASS RETIRED ~ CUSTOMIZEABLE CLASS TEES
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QUIEN YO? (BLACK SHIRT ONLY)
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IS THERE A SUPERVISOR AVAILABLE?
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GREEN LINE BP TEE (SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BORDER PATROL SHIRT)
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PRETTY IN PINK ~ DEADLY IN GREEN
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THE PATROL
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SIGNCUTTER
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UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL ~ FIERCE & FEARLESS 5%
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ORIGINAL OLD PATROL 2
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GREEN ~ LINE HEMINGWAY QUOTE
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SIGN. JUST CUT IT ~ RUNNING W
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STRAIGHT OUTTA ARTESIA
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STRAIGHT OUTTA CHARLESTON
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STRAIGHT OUTTA GLYNCO
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NO GAMBLING , GRUMBLING OR SWASHBUCKLING
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BEST JOB I EVER HAD ~USBP MUG
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BLUE/GREEN LINE ~ SUPPORT YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT TEE
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LA MIGRA TAZ ~ COFFEE MUG
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LA MIGRA E. 1924
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CUTTING SIGN AND FIGHTING CRIME SINCE 1924
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SOCIAL DISTANCING SINCE _ _ _ _ (PUT YOUR YEAR HERE)
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DENIM OLD PATROL LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS (THREE STYLES)
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USBP ARTESIA PHYSICAL TECHNIQUES (PT) INSTRUCTOR
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23.00
USBP GLYNCO PHYSICAL TECHNIQUES INSTRUCTOR
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USBP GLYNCO LAW INSTRUCTOR
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USBP ARTESIA LAW INSTRUCTOR
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USBP FT. BLISS ALUMNI
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USBP ARTESIA FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
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USBP McCLELLAN FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
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USBP GLYNCO FIREARMS INSTRUCTOR
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USBP FT. McCLELLAN ALUMNI TEE
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USBP ARTESIA, NM ALUMNI
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USBP CHARLESTON, SC ALUMNI
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USBP GLYNCO ALUMNI TEE
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USBP "LOS FRESNOS" ALUMNI TEE
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IT CANNOT BE INHERITED
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AGAINST ALL ENEMIES BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC
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WHEN THE SHEEP ABANDON THE SHEEP DOG (GREEN AND BLUE)
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THE OFFICIAL (R) GARY BRUGMAN PODCAST TEE
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30.00
AIN'T NO PATROL LIKE THE OLD PATROL!
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OLD PATROL ~ THE OLDER I GET THE BETTER I WAS
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ADMIT NOTHING!
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24.00
Sold out
USBP SIGN-CUTTER
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I WAS BORN MAY 28, 1924
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I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS
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ORIGINAL OLD PATROL
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ANYTHING CAN KILL YOU ~ CHOOSE SOMETHING FUN
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HOME OF THE FREE ~ BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE / GREEN LINE
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OLD PATROL GREEN LINE GOLF POLO (MEN'S AND WOMEN'S)
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VIEJO PATRULLERO ~ E. 1924
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24.00
GOD BLESS THE PATROL
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I'M NOT OLD ~ I'M OLD PATROL
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NO SOY LA MIGRA
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HAPPY HANUKKAH ~ OLD PATROL HQ
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AIN'T NO CHRISTMAS LIKE AN OLD PATROL CHRISTMAS ~ SWEATSHIRT
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26.00
THIS IS MY OLDPATROL CHRISTMAS SHIRT!
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26.00
NAUGHTY ~ NICE ~ OLD PATROL : CAN WE WORK SOMETHING OUT SANTA?
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24.00
MERRY CHRISTMAS ~ OLD PATROL HQ
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25.00
THIS IS MY BORDER PATROL CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT
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24.00
HAPPY HOLIDAYS ~ CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
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25.00
HAPPY HANUKKAH ~ CRUSHING CHRISTMAS DREAMS SINCE 1924
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POLICE NAVIDAD
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS ~ OLD PATROL HQ
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THIS IS MY "OLDPATROL" CHRISTMAS SHIRT
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FESTIVUS ~ FOR THE REST OF US
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NAUGHTY ~ NICE ~ BORDER PATROL : CAN'T WE WORK SOMETHING OUT SANTA?
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